One of the etiquette rules of curling essentially states “if
you can’t say something nice, then don’t say anything at all”. I
remember a night, a long time ago, when the keen but cranky old skip, Cameron
McManus, a true son of The Land of Cakes, lost a game owing to the bad play of one
member of his rink.
McManus turning on the under-performing player with a
sardonic grin, the Scotchman remarked: “Eh, mon, you’ll ne’er mak’ a curler in this world and you’ll
ne’er see ice in the next”.
Old nimble-chops,
Angus MacTavish